Wednesday, December 31, 2008

DinTai Fung and a happy new year

Din Tai Fung is fabulous - a Taiwanese dumpling restaurant of the finest order. Its Sydney operation has been open since about May and I made my first visit there today. Level 1, World Square.
They do those amazing dumplings filled with soup that Anthony Bourdain is always banging on about: Xiao Long Bao. I hadn't had them before. Fabulous. Get on board:
http://www.dintaifung.com.tw/
And a Happy New Year from the King and I.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Tomato chilli jam - seriously addictive

I tried this tomato chilli jam at cousin Ashley's with pappadams - and was hooked. I got the recipe (Skye Gyngell's from Delicious magazine) and made it immediately.
The crowd has been braying for the recipe. And here it is.

Chilli jam (makes three cups - so you might want to double the recipe as there is time and fiddling involved). Great with everything from pappadams to cheese - or, as Skye G. says - lamb cutlets, grilled scallops or scrambled eggs.

1.5 kg roma tomatoes (see pic), halved lengthways
a half cup of red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon yellow (I used brown because I had them) mustard seeds
8cm piece of ginger, finely chopped
7 garlic cloves, finely chopped
5 long red chillies
1 tablespoon of olive oil
140g caster sugar
a third of a cup of fish sauce

Preheat oven to 160degrees C. Line two baking trays with baking paper. Place tomatoes on trays, cut-side up, then roast for 1 hour 20 minutes until softened.
(Kymoftheking's tip is to roughly peel the tomatoes at this stage and chop up the skins a bit, otherwise they don't break up at all as even when it's been cooked, tomato skin is so sturdy.)
Place vinegar, mustard seeds, ginger, garlic and chilli in a blender and puree until you have a rough paste. Heat the oil in a saucepan over medium heat.
Add chilli mixture and cook, stirring, for two minutes or until fragrant. Add the sugar, fish sauce and tomato, reduce heat to low and cook for 1 hour 15 minutes, stirring occasionally and squashing the tomatoes with the back of your spoon until reduced and thickened.
(You'll need to stir frequently towards the end to prevent catching.) Cool, then pour the chilli jam into the sterilised jars.
Store in the fridge for two to three weeks. Well, if you can. It seems to disappear fairly fast.

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Monday, December 29, 2008

And a happy Samoan Christmas to you too

A few years ago I visited Samoa with my travel buddy Louise.
We stayed everywhere from the classic Aggie Grey's Hotel to beachside fales without electricity.
Somewhere we must have stayed with a couple who are among the great Christmas card senders of the world. Every year I get two cards from them - one to "Otto, Rita and family" and the other to "Mark and Jeanette".
I do not know any of these people.
Perhaps they receive the cards intended for me.
The cards are quite wonderful 3D numbers (in the one above left, Santa's head and arm and also boots are raised on small blocks of styrofoam). I never quite have the heart to put them up as they are not for me and bolstering my card numbers seems tragic. Nor can I return them as the senders don't reveal their address.
It's gotta be hot for Santa in Samoa.
Meanwhile, on the King of Darlinghurst front, the King is back in his domain. He roamed the kingdom this morning and came home exhausted, sleeping on the bed with all four feet sticking straight up in the air.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

LOB

LOB? That's "Lack Of Blog". A technical term.

I've been printmaking, walking in the park, picnicking in the park, shaking a bug, down the south coast, back up again and now I'm here.

Picked up a corker of a Christmas gift for $1 and a Riedel wine glass for $2.50 at St Vinnie's in Oxford St this afternoon.

The King has been great company while I have been shaking the bug. And this afternoon in the park a lovely little boy gave me a dandelion flower. You couldn't make that kind of stuff up.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Saturday, November 29, 2008

It's a dog eat cat eat bird world

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Bonkers here this morning when Max found a really big baby magpie wandering around our garden that had fallen out of the nest. It needed flying lessons - badly.
I had to coach it up to the next level, the next, the next... while Max (aka The Kind of Darlinghurst) tried stalking it. Meanwhile the doberman next door was sticking its snout through the fence to capture the action.
All ended well (in the episode I saw), with me and Baby Magpie's parents coaching it up to the roof of next door's cubby house and then into the tree above that. At the end of the episode, everyone with wings fluttered off, Max stomped off back inside and I put a few bricks against the gate to next door's place, so I don't come home one night to a tragedy involving the King.
I took some films, so watch youtube for the miniseries (two parts).

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Vale Dave Morgan

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Today I went to the funeral of a very dear man - a witty, kind man who loved his job as a paparazzi and was so good at it. Dave Morgan. David Morgan. "Darlin'" as I liked to call him (well, he started it).
Andrew Urban has written so beautifully about him on Urban Cinephile: http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/home/view.asp?a=15115&s=Features
Last month I was flying back to Sydney from Melbourne on a Saturday evening. Derby Day as it turned out. I was well down the plane on the aisle and feeling a bit sad (not 'sad' from Derby Day I hasten to add). I looked vacantly down the plane to see a name tag "David Morgan" swinging from a lanyard and coming my way. It was David - larger than life and straight from the racetrack ("didn't see a single horse, Darlin'"). He'd been snapping.
By chance we were sitting a seat away from each other, so the chap in the middle kindly swapped seats and Dave and I settled in for one of the greatest chats we'd had in years. No work to distract us - and he knew I needed chirping up. He shouted a couple of rounds and talked about everything from what had happened the day before (fascinating) to his favourite photographer Nuri Ceylan - a Turkish photographer and filmmaker he put me on to when I returned from Turkey in June.
http://www.nuribilgeceylan.com/
We talked motorbikes, shared memories, about him nursing his parents - all sorts.
We parted when the plane landed. Dave took off to arrange for his girlfriend to come and pick him up and I headed for the cab rank.
It was the last time I saw him and it was unforgettable.
This morning I found a postcard he sent me from the Cannes Film Festival. We had both been at the festival three years running for work, then in 2002 I wasn't there. "Dear Kym: Where Are You? Dave Morgan xx" read my postcard from Cannes.
I reckon I get to ask the question back now.
"Dear Dave: Where Are You? Kym xx"

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

What a nice smile the king has!

The King of Darlinghurst is wearing a beautiful smile at the moment - he's just had his teeth cleaned.
But in order to achieve a flashy grin if you're a cat, the vet has to knock you out. Otherwise the vet staff would look like they'd been in a Rambo movie - bloody and shredded.
However, the down side to the winning smile is that King is wandering drunkenly around the castle, not quite in control of all four paws at the same time. It's a little funny and a little sad... he's just come to rest finally at the end of the bed, waiting for the anaesthetic to pass.


Friday, November 14, 2008

Better to be the King of Darlinghurst than the Prince of Wales


As Prince Charles turns 60, I maintain it's better to be The King of Darlinghurst than The Prince of Wales.
Better to have a kingdom and rule it than have to weakly crow about "enjoying a night of top notch comedy" according to the 'latest news' section of your website: http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/
We enjoy nights of top notch comedy seven days a week around here and don't have to trumpet about them from the parapets. Although we do reserve the right to crow as we see fit.
And better to be a Matinee Idol than a Matinee Idle. (Although in truth, the King doesn't do a lot.)
[Difference as gr8 and humour is really gr8.]

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Rev head kitty













Never a dull moment around here. Sam the cat (the King of Darlinghurst's court jester and best friend) is a crazy street guy.
Last night he was snapped on the back of a bike just before a big night of clubbing. What a business.
The King was in his castle at the time, reading up on the Cat's Map of the Bed. He located the Heaving Spot and did what cats do there this morning. Too many lizards are a health hazard.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Silence by Will Coles


My sculpture is home! It's 'Silence' by Will Coles; you can read more about him at his website:
It's pictured here at the Woollahra Small Sculpture Prize, but has pride of place at home now. I just love it.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

An engineer's guide to cats



Go and put the kettle on. Make a cuppa. Settle yourself down in front of this bizarre, hilare deliciousness.

"A bloody hoot" - Kym of the King

"Glad I don't live in that bloke's house. Not interested in being a movie star." - The King of Darlinghurst

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An engineer's guide to cats

Go and put the kettle on.




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Monday, November 3, 2008

Feeding time in Darlo




Presumably this goes on 365 days a year in Darlinghurst. Certainly if you stand at a certain ice cream shop at a certain time each day, this is what you see across the road.


Cockatoos are the perfect bird for Darlinghurst: noisy and brash. And at least (unlike the common koel) they don't park themselves in one tree forever. And they seem to go to sleep at night.


There's one I hear around the trees that sounds like it is shrieking: "Get ready! Get real!" I'm sure it lived in a 70s party house. Where else do you get dialogue like that?


Feeding time in Darlo




This scene plays out (presumably) every evening. In the building opposite the ice cream shop(where I filmed this from), the cockatoos come for snacks. Stick around for the last frame.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Baking in the office


Working in a house converted into an office means we have an oven. So rather than bake cakes and take them to work, I surprised Karen for her landmark birthday on Friday by baking in the office!
Here are the results: fairy cakes in the shape of "40" surrounded by suitably startled ghosts... as it was Halloween.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Encourage Americans to vote for Obama

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This is the funniest, most oblique 'you must vote' tactic I've ever seen.

Get thee to a polling booth, but not before you have entered your own name and those of your friends.

Go and visit:
http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/taf.html

Vote Obama... or else.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

That wretched koel

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Generally speaking, the koel species doesn't know when enough is enough. People are wandering the streets of Sydney's inner east, half demented due to lack of sleep because of koels.

They are shrieking on every street corner, in the leafy back gardens of terraces... they are Out There in Numbers to be Reckoned With.

Earplug and sleeping pill sales are on the rise. And according to the tealeaves, it isn't going to end anytime soon.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Acquiring art

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I always get excited when I buy a piece of art. I haven't done it very often and it's usually been spur of the moment.

Such a thing happened on Friday night when I bought a sculpture - a small one. A wonderful one. It's full of resonances and humour for me. I can't wait to get it home in a couple of weeks.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

A cat's map of the bed



Now Max and I are sharing the bed again, I'm reminded of something.
Click on the pic to see the detail. Hilare.

Back in Darlo

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Having returned to Darlinghurst late last night, I went to pick up the King from Cat Camp this morning. Apparently he bit one of the vet nurses earlier today when she put her hand in his cage.
Max has been home for three hours now and after a lengthy monologue moaning about the conditions at Cat Camp and everything that has happened in the past week, he's adjusting to life in the castle again.
I took him outside in my arms before and he wanted desperately to leap when he spotted the cat next door, Bill, taking advantage of our garden. But until the King is a little more adjusted to being home, I'll keep him inside.
Hopefully he can go out for a short wander later. He'll be as good as gold tomorrow.

Friday, October 17, 2008

On the tiles

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The Sea Baths don't have a line at the bottom of the pool at all. It's tiled! When I was doing my laps a couple of hours ago, I realised the line I talked about yesterday was a figment of a swimmer's imagination.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The line at the bottom of the pool

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There's a line at the bottom of the pool and I just keep following it. Seems you can't go wrong that way. Everything is straight ahead (well, there is a turn at the end, true).
Loved it in the steam room at the Sea Baths yesterday when an old lady in a bikini came in and declared: "It's hot."
Yup.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Going swimmingly

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Surprisingly, it's raining in Melbourne. And I'm spending lots of time in the water anyway - at the City Baths and St Kilda Sea Baths.

That's it. No insights. No gags. Just a weather/swim report.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Charlie catching raindrops on his tongue


Charlie is a big boy now - at least twice as old as he is here. I searched this pic out recently when I needed some weather photos for a project.
And it's such a lovely shot, taken in the City of Sydney, when rain used to fall and kids needed raincoats. Ha!
Off to Melbourne tomorrow (even less rain) to do some catching up. Max is going to Cat Camp. He doesn't like it much, but he's safe there - and loved. Safety first!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Lovers of Brussel Sprouts, take note


It's a wintry kind of thing and the Brussel Sprouts are probably on their way off the shelves for the season, but Brussel Sprout Soup is delish. More delish than you'd think and not just something for BS lovers.
You can see it being made and eaten on YouTube. Voila:
Here's what you need and how to go about it:
600 g brussel sprouts, stalks trimmed
2 onions, chopped
60 g butter
1 potato, cubed
600ml chicken stock (I use a good quality stock cube like Massel brand)
salt, pepper, good shot of lemon juice
Garnish: 100g minced smoked ham or bacon hock - if you can get it
100g gruyere cheese, grated in long strands
brussel sprout leaves
Reserve a few whole leaves as garnish, then coarsely chop sprouts. In a large saucepan, heat butter and saute onion until softened (not coloured). Add sprouts, toss to bring out colour, then add potato and chosen liquid. Salt and pepper, bring to boil and simmer 20 minutes, or until soft and mashable. Puree with a wand or blender, and return to pot. Check seasoning, adding a shot of lemon juice, then add minced ham. Blanch remaining leaves 45 seconds in boiling watter, remove with a slotted spoon.
Add gruyere, which lifts in melted strands like pizza cheese as soup is eaten.
This is my adapted version of Diane Holigue's recipe, which appeared in her last column for The Australian Magazine in June 1997. The page glued in my 'Recipes' book is very spattered. It's been much made and oft eaten.
ps Don't forget about nitrogen for Malawi - ask sydhappyguy about it.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Hot in the city



The Koel shrieks on,
The city is hot.
If I could, I'd sleep a lot.
[ps. Am I living with a vampire?]

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Doing the cats' dirty work



Time to fess up. I had to do Max and Sam's dirty work last week.

Max (above left) brought home some very lively wildlife one morning before I left for work. Squeaking wildlife. Whether baby rat or giant mouse has not been minuted.

He deposited it in the Perfectly Clean and Ordered House ready for Peter's arrival. And it took off, making its way into the farthest reaches of rolled drawings.

So I invited neighbour cat Sam in, figuring that between Max and Sam, they would speedily despatch of the little critter with teamwork.

The pair of them were Entirely Useless in the manner of cartoon cats. At one point Sam prodded the Critter, it screeched and jumped in the air (in the shower stall at this stage) and then the Critter ran to hide between Sam and the tiled wall. Sam flinched. More prodding and squeaking.

I had to put a plastic container on top of Critter and then enlist human aid to extract Critter from my place. All I'm saying is that it is now buried in the herb garden along with its relatives in the Critter Graveyard.

We've got great herbs. If you've ever had my pesto, you know this to be true.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Seeing stars

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Venus, Uranus, a flying seagull... Peter and I saw them all last night at the Sydney Observatory when we went stargazing. No moon to view, but the 'Teapot of Sagittarius' (Sag looks more like a teapot than a centaur if you join the dots) and of course, that old fave, Scorpio, were writ large in the night sky.

And you get a yummy view of the Bridge.

It's a brilliant night out - and all for $15. Gotta love that. And the seagulls are fun, unlike the common koels, which are dreary. Yes sydhappyguy, if those birds had a late liquor licence, we'd never get a wink of shuteye!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Koel driving us crazy

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Last night, the koel was unstoppable. It hooted half the night and there was much inserting of earplugs and cursing.

It's still at it - now it's lunchtime - and when I went down to the corner shop before I could hear it down there.

Must be keeping an awful lot of people awake.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Curing the Common Koel



To my enormous joy and hilarity, I found the call of the offending bird (see left and also yesterday's post) on the www. Turn up your speakers for the full 4am effect. Repeat for three hours.

http://www.birdsinbackyards.net/images/audio/eudynamys-scolopacea.mp3

What we have here is the Common Koel. A kind of cuckoo - lays its egg in someone else's nest, then when the chick hatches, boots the other eggs out.

What a business! Not even a 'nice bird' waking up Darlinghurst.

I've had the common cold this week. Now I've got the Common Koel.

Wanna know more? Read all about it:

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Monday, September 22, 2008

What bird is that?

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For about a week, at something like 4 in the morning, a bird has started calling from a neighbour's tree. And I mean calling. It's pretty relentless for the next three hours. And the feathered friend is back in the evening - with the same plaintive cry.

It's so loud, it's unbelievable. So loud, it's comical.

A neighbour and I were falling about with laughter tonight about the outrageously penetrating nature of its call. As part of my quest to find the culprit, I had the binoculars out on Sunday and it looked like a big black bird with a dash of red on the side of its head, way up high in a flame tree.

It has a hooting kind of call - with something like seven to 10 hoots in a row. Then it rests. Then it hoots again. I don't have much of an ear for music, so I can't work out if it's going up or down the scale, but the hoots seem to change.

I'm going to find out what it is. Needless to say, I've joked with Max about how he could solve the sleeping problems of the neighbourhood. Me-ow!

Hoots mon! Bring on the earplugs. Nature is calling.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Jiggery pokery


I have always found the expression "jiggery pokery" hilarious.
I share this amusement with a friend; so made him this card when I found this headline. An oldie, but a goodie.
The best I can muster as I deal with the First Head Cold of Spring.
To spare you trying to make out the handwritten addition at the bottom, it is: "and all of them are grubby".

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Chocolate box kittens


By way of thanks for the birthday wishes, I've located a picture of Max and his brothers when they were kittens (from left, Jason. Jeffrey and Max) from the family archives.
If they were any sweeter, they would be on the front of a chocolate box.

It's Max's birthday



Seven years ago on September 19, Max the Duster, King of Darlinghurst, was born in the bottom of a wardrobe to Elvis, a teen mother.

He has gone on to rule the kingdom.

He looks forward to graduating to long pants now he's big. No doubt he will enjoy the birthday singing too.

Monday, September 15, 2008

The ceiling at the ngv


Ha!
As per yesterday's post, I can now bring you my deliberately blurry ceiling of the NGV.
And to clarify, the ceiling is my old friend - not its maker, Leonard French. I did not mean to mislead.
The ceiling itself is like an old friend - something I see when I am in Melbourne. It was only filming it as a moving image that made me realise its potential as a still. I moved the camera around at speed as I shot a still. Voila!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

The stained glass ceiling




I visited my old friend, Leonard French's stained glass ceiling at the National Gallery of Victoria.


Shooting moving footage of it made me see it in a completely different way, so I photographed it, swinging the camera around wildly.


Maybe it's my dodgy broadband, but I can't upload the extraordinary result. So here's a picture of four candles instead!
Talk about frustrating...





Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dumpling & bling

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Back from Melbourne and my old haunt (but in its swanky new-ish location), the Dragon Boat Palace. You have to admire a place with a chandelier in the shape of a dragon boat.

Dragon Boat Palace is the home of many a delicacy-laden yumcha trolley. And even the things people accidentally leave behind are special. (Mum found a silver skull cufflink on the floor.)

You have to love it: Dumplings on the trolley, bling on the floor.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Lack of broadband



Lack of broadband means lack of posts!
At left you can see why I am having problems.
Dirty mechanic: "Harry, can you just try the wire in that battery?"
I am polishing up my ear trumpet now and will hang out of the window later dangling a coathanger with a cat toy tied to it. Should work as an aerial, surely?

Monday, September 1, 2008

The first day of spring



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The first day of spring is, undeniably, a day loaded with excitement and promise.

The King of Darlinghurst embraced the early morning with a marvellous bout of yodelling. He got up on the roof and let it rip.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

The last day of winter

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The last day of winter seems as good a time as any to start a blog. The significance of September 1 is spring-loaded.

An amusing highlight of this weekend has been turning the Roman blinds in the bedroom and loungeroom around. What were they doing with all the workings exposed to the room? I guess it happened when they came down a few months ago to repaint.

Amusing, because the wonderful pulley system of Roman blinds is something akin to a mathematical challenge for me. Once I have taken all the cords out of the guiding loops, I am completely lost as to how to thread them up again. So I have to use the other Roman blind that is hanging up to show me how they work. Except one is wider than the other, so what should be simple is simply confusing. To me.

Enter Max the Duster (aka the King of Darlinghurst), who contributed to the situation by mistaking the cords as Excellent Playthings. Which turned amusing into hysterical.

Max has been hanging at the palace today, after a morning stroll around the kingdom.