Saturday, November 29, 2008
It's a dog eat cat eat bird world
Bonkers here this morning when Max found a really big baby magpie wandering around our garden that had fallen out of the nest. It needed flying lessons - badly.
I had to coach it up to the next level, the next, the next... while Max (aka The Kind of Darlinghurst) tried stalking it. Meanwhile the doberman next door was sticking its snout through the fence to capture the action.
All ended well (in the episode I saw), with me and Baby Magpie's parents coaching it up to the roof of next door's cubby house and then into the tree above that. At the end of the episode, everyone with wings fluttered off, Max stomped off back inside and I put a few bricks against the gate to next door's place, so I don't come home one night to a tragedy involving the King.
I took some films, so watch youtube for the miniseries (two parts).
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Vale Dave Morgan
Today I went to the funeral of a very dear man - a witty, kind man who loved his job as a paparazzi and was so good at it. Dave Morgan. David Morgan. "Darlin'" as I liked to call him (well, he started it).
Andrew Urban has written so beautifully about him on Urban Cinephile: http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/home/view.asp?a=15115&s=Features
Last month I was flying back to Sydney from Melbourne on a Saturday evening. Derby Day as it turned out. I was well down the plane on the aisle and feeling a bit sad (not 'sad' from Derby Day I hasten to add). I looked vacantly down the plane to see a name tag "David Morgan" swinging from a lanyard and coming my way. It was David - larger than life and straight from the racetrack ("didn't see a single horse, Darlin'"). He'd been snapping.
By chance we were sitting a seat away from each other, so the chap in the middle kindly swapped seats and Dave and I settled in for one of the greatest chats we'd had in years. No work to distract us - and he knew I needed chirping up. He shouted a couple of rounds and talked about everything from what had happened the day before (fascinating) to his favourite photographer Nuri Ceylan - a Turkish photographer and filmmaker he put me on to when I returned from Turkey in June.
http://www.nuribilgeceylan.com/
We talked motorbikes, shared memories, about him nursing his parents - all sorts.
We parted when the plane landed. Dave took off to arrange for his girlfriend to come and pick him up and I headed for the cab rank.
It was the last time I saw him and it was unforgettable.
This morning I found a postcard he sent me from the Cannes Film Festival. We had both been at the festival three years running for work, then in 2002 I wasn't there. "Dear Kym: Where Are You? Dave Morgan xx" read my postcard from Cannes.
I reckon I get to ask the question back now.
"Dear Dave: Where Are You? Kym xx"
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
What a nice smile the king has!
The King of Darlinghurst is wearing a beautiful smile at the moment - he's just had his teeth cleaned. Friday, November 14, 2008
Better to be the King of Darlinghurst than the Prince of Wales
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Rev head kitty
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Silence by Will Coles
Saturday, November 8, 2008
An engineer's guide to cats
Go and put the kettle on. Make a cuppa. Settle yourself down in front of this bizarre, hilare deliciousness.
"A bloody hoot" - Kym of the King
"Glad I don't live in that bloke's house. Not interested in being a movie star." - The King of Darlinghurst
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Feeding time in Darlo
Presumably this goes on 365 days a year in Darlinghurst. Certainly if you stand at a certain ice cream shop at a certain time each day, this is what you see across the road.
Cockatoos are the perfect bird for Darlinghurst: noisy and brash. And at least (unlike the common koel) they don't park themselves in one tree forever. And they seem to go to sleep at night.
There's one I hear around the trees that sounds like it is shrieking: "Get ready! Get real!" I'm sure it lived in a 70s party house. Where else do you get dialogue like that?
Feeding time in Darlo
This scene plays out (presumably) every evening. In the building opposite the ice cream shop(where I filmed this from), the cockatoos come for snacks. Stick around for the last frame.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Baking in the office
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Encourage Americans to vote for Obama
This is the funniest, most oblique 'you must vote' tactic I've ever seen.
Get thee to a polling booth, but not before you have entered your own name and those of your friends.
Go and visit:
http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/taf.html
Vote Obama... or else.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
That wretched koel
Generally speaking, the koel species doesn't know when enough is enough. People are wandering the streets of Sydney's inner east, half demented due to lack of sleep because of koels.
They are shrieking on every street corner, in the leafy back gardens of terraces... they are Out There in Numbers to be Reckoned With.
Earplug and sleeping pill sales are on the rise. And according to the tealeaves, it isn't going to end anytime soon.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Acquiring art
I always get excited when I buy a piece of art. I haven't done it very often and it's usually been spur of the moment.
Such a thing happened on Friday night when I bought a sculpture - a small one. A wonderful one. It's full of resonances and humour for me. I can't wait to get it home in a couple of weeks.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
A cat's map of the bed
Back in Darlo
Having returned to Darlinghurst late last night, I went to pick up the King from Cat Camp this morning. Apparently he bit one of the vet nurses earlier today when she put her hand in his cage.
Max has been home for three hours now and after a lengthy monologue moaning about the conditions at Cat Camp and everything that has happened in the past week, he's adjusting to life in the castle again.
I took him outside in my arms before and he wanted desperately to leap when he spotted the cat next door, Bill, taking advantage of our garden. But until the King is a little more adjusted to being home, I'll keep him inside.
Hopefully he can go out for a short wander later. He'll be as good as gold tomorrow.
Friday, October 17, 2008
On the tiles
The Sea Baths don't have a line at the bottom of the pool at all. It's tiled! When I was doing my laps a couple of hours ago, I realised the line I talked about yesterday was a figment of a swimmer's imagination.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The line at the bottom of the pool
There's a line at the bottom of the pool and I just keep following it. Seems you can't go wrong that way. Everything is straight ahead (well, there is a turn at the end, true).
Loved it in the steam room at the Sea Baths yesterday when an old lady in a bikini came in and declared: "It's hot."
Yup.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Going swimmingly
Surprisingly, it's raining in Melbourne. And I'm spending lots of time in the water anyway - at the City Baths and St Kilda Sea Baths.
That's it. No insights. No gags. Just a weather/swim report.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Charlie catching raindrops on his tongue

